A page for people who don't

yourname.doesntgiveafuck.com

One photo. A few words. A list of things you refuse to care about. A link that unfurls properly on X, Bluesky, Facebook, iMessage, Slack, Discord and whatever else. Pay once. Not a subscription.

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sam.doesntgiveafuck.com

Sam doesn't give a fuck

I've got a hat, a jacket and one finger, and I know exactly what to do with all three. I don't do group chats. I don't do brunch. I don't do "quick calls". I'm not an influencer. I'm not building a brand. I'm not available. I'm not angry. I'm just done pretending any of this matters. This page is where I keep all the fucks I've got left. Have a look round. There aren't any.

Sam doesn't give a fuck about

Mondays: Never have, never will.
Your hot take: Noted. Discarded.
The group chat: Muted since 2019.
Hustle culture: Sleeping on it. Literally.
LinkedIn: Open to nothing.
Replying: Eventually. Maybe. Don't wait up.

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